Dulu berpakat untuk rakyat ... Kini Kompeni Pakatan Balak


Suatu hari, Azizan, Ahmad Awang, Ngeh Koo Ham, Nga Kor Meng, Ahmad Awang dan Husam Musa berjalan-jalan dalam kereta syarikat mereka yang bernama Pakatan Balak Sdn Bhd.

Kereta dipandu oleh CEO dan drebar mereka, Nik Aziz. CEO ini sudah terlalu tua untuk memandu tapi masih menggesa hanya dia saja yang boleh memandu kerana dia CEO.

Jalanlah mereka ramai-ramai dan bersempat dalam kereta yang dipandu. Kereta itu jalan terlalu lambat hingga boleh dengar orang berborak di tepi gerai ...


Asal sebut saja perkataan balak, telinga ketujoh-tujoh mereka macam hidong anjing yang cekap membau. Seronok mereka dengar perkataan balak.


Terus mereka nak cari balak di kebun mamat yang berborak-borak dan minum di warong.


Tertanya-tanya mereak di mana ada balak. Yang best sekali, boss si Cina Ngeah dan Nga yang duduk di kota dan dikatakan orang dah kaya pun nak juga balak.


Sebenarnya senang saja nak dapatkan balak, kerana kepala balak di Perak dan Kelantan sebenarnya dalam kereta itu.


Kalau di Perak, cari saja Ustaz Ahmad Awang yang dari bankrup sudah jadi kaya raya dengan bawa kereta Mercedes Benz baru C200 kerana dapat balak. Pandai ... kalau bergabung dengan UMNO, ente tak dapat balak.  

Nak dapat balak di Kelantan, tanya Datin Hajah Sabariah. Dia akan beritahu suruh kasi Nik Aziz tidor di riba. Hmmm .... besar mana Ngeh dan Nga kasi riba untuk Nik Aziz tidor? Muahahaha ....

Wow! Lagi untung dapat konsesi balak dari jual unta.


* Gambar dari pekulis satira genius Jeffrey Damien

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