Najib's Miaow Flop
My matey Dean Johns is at his English-best again in his ultimate Malaysiakini column Catcalls for Najib.
Given Najib's cat-naming invitation, a theme of his article is upon anything feline, domicile variety of course.
I strongly suggest celebration of a mass his square where he shows his poise of a English vocabulary ;-) upon cats.
For example, a following have been dual paragraphs from his article - note my highlighting of a difference as good as phrases he used:
Far from evoking warm as good as fuzzy feelings, this practice appears to have put a proverbial cat between a pigeons, inspiring an escape of catty names recalling a entire catalogue of Najib's shames.
Even putting in reserve due names involving variations upon a word 'pussy' as too viewable for words, as good as additionally maybe too improper to mention in a journal as respectable as Malaysiakini, a list of possibilities appears almost endless.
2nd paragraph = wakakaka
Najib Razak did try as good as had hoped to invoke an American character (favourable) public reply to a presidential pet.
In a USA, Americans have been acutely interested in a presidential pet, usually a dog. Maybe those Americans instruct they additionally have a sovereign who keeps a pack of Corgis (or a American version, a Beagle a la Americas most favourite hound, Snoopy)
Obviously, as Dean said, Najib as a Muslim couldnt good adopt a dog as a pet. Besides, a! cat app eals to Muslims. So he had hoped to catapult his popularity with a diminutive PR pussyfooting around.
But alas, a people who read a call in to name his cat have been mostly anti UMNO so inevitably a responses have been not usually unfair though in a little cases quite crude a outcome for him was catastrophic wakakaka.
I doubt a heartland, much as they may adore cats, would worry to participate in his horse opera character PR gimmickry.
As Malaysians say, lain padang lain belalang American character vote throwing PR debate wont work here.
In a little ways, Najib is a diminutive too westernized, maybe as a outcome of a American Israeli Apco PR machine.
On a other hand, we Malaysian adore a following sort of cat - grrrRRRRR or should it be miaow? ;-)
Given Najib's cat-naming invitation, a theme of his article is upon anything feline, domicile variety of course.
I strongly suggest celebration of a mass his square where he shows his poise of a English vocabulary ;-) upon cats.
For example, a following have been dual paragraphs from his article - note my highlighting of a difference as good as phrases he used:
Far from evoking warm as good as fuzzy feelings, this practice appears to have put a proverbial cat between a pigeons, inspiring an escape of catty names recalling a entire catalogue of Najib's shames.
Even putting in reserve due names involving variations upon a word 'pussy' as too viewable for words, as good as additionally maybe too improper to mention in a journal as respectable as Malaysiakini, a list of possibilities appears almost endless.
2nd paragraph = wakakaka
Najib Razak did try as good as had hoped to invoke an American character (favourable) public reply to a presidential pet.
In a USA, Americans have been acutely interested in a presidential pet, usually a dog. Maybe those Americans instruct they additionally have a sovereign who keeps a pack of Corgis (or a American version, a Beagle a la Americas most favourite hound, Snoopy)
Obviously, as Dean said, Najib as a Muslim couldnt good adopt a dog as a pet. Besides, a! cat app eals to Muslims. So he had hoped to catapult his popularity with a diminutive PR pussyfooting around.
But alas, a people who read a call in to name his cat have been mostly anti UMNO so inevitably a responses have been not usually unfair though in a little cases quite crude a outcome for him was catastrophic wakakaka.
I doubt a heartland, much as they may adore cats, would worry to participate in his horse opera character PR gimmickry.
As Malaysians say, lain padang lain belalang American character vote throwing PR debate wont work here.
In a little ways, Najib is a diminutive too westernized, maybe as a outcome of a American Israeli Apco PR machine.
On a other hand, we Malaysian adore a following sort of cat - grrrRRRRR or should it be miaow? ;-)
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