Tadpoles on trial
Darling, are the kids asleep?
Yes, Sayang.
OK, let me turn on the aquarium light then.
Wow, Sayang, I didnt know you have switched from guppies to tadpoles. Hmmm, very small tadpoles too.
[Silent]
Oh, I havent seen translucent tadpoles before. Are they expensive?
Nowadays, everyday, you get a load of them for free, whether you like it or not.
They look very active.
In pristine condition, but they wont look pretty in a couple more days.
Why?
[Silent]
Oh Sayang, look, that one is dark brown instead of translucent.
Er? Shouldnt be. I thought his er canal was clean? Shit!
Dont swear Sayang. What canal? Whose canal? Did you scoop them from the canal?
[Silent]
3 days later
Oh Sayang you said they wont look pretty after a couple of days, but they still look very active.
So no degradation. Impossible .. but then ....
Huh?
Maybe they were fed minyak Tongkat Ali. Yeah, I would say that's possible in this country.
I dont understand, Sayang.
Can you believe that bloke fucked himself!
Who, Sayang?
Hmmm, the Tiuniaseng Tadpole Tattler [smile], or the F* Fairy Froggie hehehe.
Sayang, your language, thank goodness the kids are asleep. Anyway, who ar! e you re ferring to? What do you mean he er, never mind himself?
His own er tadpoles were in his own canal.
[Confused]
Yes, Sayang.
OK, let me turn on the aquarium light then.
Wow, Sayang, I didnt know you have switched from guppies to tadpoles. Hmmm, very small tadpoles too.
[Silent]
Oh, I havent seen translucent tadpoles before. Are they expensive?
Nowadays, everyday, you get a load of them for free, whether you like it or not.
They look very active.
In pristine condition, but they wont look pretty in a couple more days.
Why?
[Silent]
Oh Sayang, look, that one is dark brown instead of translucent.
Er? Shouldnt be. I thought his er canal was clean? Shit!
Dont swear Sayang. What canal? Whose canal? Did you scoop them from the canal?
[Silent]
3 days later
Oh Sayang you said they wont look pretty after a couple of days, but they still look very active.
So no degradation. Impossible .. but then ....
Huh?
Maybe they were fed minyak Tongkat Ali. Yeah, I would say that's possible in this country.
I dont understand, Sayang.
Can you believe that bloke fucked himself!
Who, Sayang?
Hmmm, the Tiuniaseng Tadpole Tattler [smile], or the F* Fairy Froggie hehehe.
Sayang, your language, thank goodness the kids are asleep. Anyway, who ar! e you re ferring to? What do you mean he er, never mind himself?
His own er tadpoles were in his own canal.
[Confused]
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