Kelantan v. N. Sembilan: Let's Riot in Batang Kali! Yaay!

from Mat Cendana's BLOG REVIEW

Kelantan MB Nik Aziz "meminta semua penyokong Kelantan tidak mencetuskan kekecohan sewaktu menyaksikan perlawanan akhir Piala Malaysia di Stadium Bukit Jalil."

That means - "di tempat lain tak apa" Yahoo! Kita kena dengar kata MB.

So, as the newly self-appointed Secretary of the Kelantan Red Warriors Batang Kali branch, I'm inviting everyone to riot here:

Time: 10.15PM (Match ends; and if Kelantan lost)
Venue: Restoran Arbak Area (In front of, erm; the police-station)

Due to the convenient presence of tyre shops in the vicinity, supporters are urged to get used tyres and burn them to create a great atmosphere of black, billowing smoke!

Molotov Cocktails aka Petrol Bombs: Please bring your own bottles and petrol (Shell, Caltex, Esso etc, but not Petronas. This is to protest the royalty payment issue. Please use the green RON 95 - Think about the environment).

*Note: Supporters should have their own bandages and minyak angin. The `lebam' from being whacked by the FRU should disappear after three weeks.

*Tips for those arrested: (i) When in the lockup and prison, try to change sleeping positions every 30 minutes or so on the bare concrete floor to avoid cramps. (ii) Conditions are NOT like what you see in films... they are worse.

BUT SERIOUSLY : GO, KELANTAN! LET'S WIN THE MALAYSIA CUP!
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