Omega to Launch New `Sex Video-Inspired' Watch and Logo!
EXCLUSIVE! The Lifestylesection of this HACK WRITERblog heard rumours from the international Rich and Famous grapevine (korang ingat lekeh ke blog ni) about Omega planning to issue a Special Edition watch to capitalise on the current lurid sex video and allegations.
We have received images of the watch, and also a special logo, through an anonymous source in Petaling Street who claims to have insider contacts in Omega. He said the new logo "will be relevant"... whatever that means:
This new Special Edition model will be christened Nuaq-China Doll. Among its important features are its `hardiness' (hard bermakna `keras', kan?) -- it is waterproofand will not be affected by water/liquid/teh-o beng/fluid...benda-benda gini la.
Our source said that besides being shockproof, whereby it is unaffected by "whatever jerks, knocks, bumps, bangs, taps, whacks etc", the Nuaq-China Dollmodel also comes with "a unique Malaysian feature" -- it is syiokproof... Here's a sneak peek at this special edition model:
(Boleh order dengan HACK WRITER blog! Harga: 10,000 baht. Downpayment: RM50/500 baht aje Delivery: Selepas World Cup Brazil, paling awal. Kalau tak dapat, kira `halal' ye)
We have received images of the watch, and also a special logo, through an anonymous source in Petaling Street who claims to have insider contacts in Omega. He said the new logo "will be relevant"... whatever that means:
This new Special Edition model will be christened Nuaq-China Doll. Among its important features are its `hardiness' (hard bermakna `keras', kan?) -- it is waterproofand will not be affected by water/liquid/teh-o beng/fluid...benda-benda gini la.
Our source said that besides being shockproof, whereby it is unaffected by "whatever jerks, knocks, bumps, bangs, taps, whacks etc", the Nuaq-China Dollmodel also comes with "a unique Malaysian feature" -- it is syiokproof... Here's a sneak peek at this special edition model:
(Boleh order dengan HACK WRITER blog! Harga: 10,000 baht. Downpayment: RM50/500 baht aje Delivery: Selepas World Cup Brazil, paling awal. Kalau tak dapat, kira `halal' ye)
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