Pakatan: "Burn Yourself to Putrajaya!" (Free Petrol Provided)

"PAS Yakin Lakukan Kejutan", MalaysiaToday declared ... and Pakatan prays hard...

They are right! Its candidate, Chegu MalaNG and its rakan kongsi sehidup-semati in DAP and PKR did create a shock - they were soundly beaten at the Tenang by-election. Memang terkejut orang-orang yang dah lama - berdekad - dok idamkan KUASA, GLAMER... SYIOK.




"16 September"... "March to Putrajaya"... "Anwar = PM; Lim Guan Eng = Finance Minister; Hadi Awang = Sports Minister; Zul Hasan = Welfare Minister (Jika orang sedekah, tidakkah anda mahu menerimanya?)

CAPTION: `Happy semacam' setelah urusan sedekah...



All the daydreams (and `wet' for Zul, Elizabeth Wong, `Sodo Mi franchiser'...) of Putrajaya in the next general elections look set to come crashing down. This is desperate times, which calls for desperate measures.

So Nurul Izzah - the same one who had also called for Malay Special Rights as clearly stated in the Federal Constitution to be debated on and voted out against - appears to have a bright (and `hot') idea for Daddy to beat that matter concerning one coffee-boy - by usurping that post which he had dreamed of since kindergarten at Permatang Pauh.

"Elections" and "democracy" now appear to be dead-ends for Pakatan. Now there's only one way: get the Tunisia, Egypt-inspired demonstrations to spread here (Let it turn into`World Arab AND Melayu uprising! '). Mengapa rakyat Tunisia dan Mesir yang tenang dahulu bangkit? Nurul Izzah Anwar

Step 1 - Get SOMEONE to set himself on fire near KLCC. This someone must be the "mudah kena bodek/pong, naik syeikh" and with a low-enough IQ to be the "lilin bakar diri". DAP and PKR - as usual - are looking at PAS to provide the hero. They will generously provide the fuel - Shell RON 97 - and an Alladin lighter.

The candidate? From Kuala Kangsar...mamat yang baring atas jalan dengan bendera Palestine masa istiadat angkat sumpah new Perak MB dulu - Yeop Sleeping Beauty.

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